ME: Patient's chest pain consists of GERD and menopause. I would like to discharge them home.
ATTENDING: I want to admit them and get a cardiology consult.
ME: ok....
CARDIOLOGY CONSULT NOTE:
Plan:
1. Treat GERD
2. Discharge home
ME: Cardiology says treat their GERD and discharge them home
ATTENDING: Let's get a stress test
ME: GAHHHHHH [HEAD ASPLODE]
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1 comments:
is this what you people call defensive medicine? btw when do u become ESSENTIAL personnel??
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